rinhirakoba | (no subject)

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I had a friendly chat with the fellow at Mr Donut and got free donuts with my coffee this morning. I really just wanted one.

Update: Stopping eating them now. I shouldn't have eaten that extra half...

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Do you want to wager?

I want to take a bath with you.

If I can't eat all the doughnuts, I'll take a bath with you. If I can eat all the doughnuts, you go back to that Mr. Donut again.

If I give you the doughnuts to eat, no matter whether or not you finish them, you take a bath with me.

And if you can eat them all.... then congratulations. I'll give you a packet of shrimp chips as a prize.

That's steep. How many doughnuts? Do you even have a bath?

Awful prize.

At least half a dozen. If there's less than six, I'll go and buy some to make it up to six. And.... I have an inflatable pool that I like to bring out when I want to soak in my own room. I like the onsens here, but sometimes I like the privacy and quiet.

How is it an awful prize? I'd be very happy to win it.

For six, I will find someone to bathe with you. Maybe Yuuji-senpai.

I'll crinkle them into you pool.

I want to bathe with you, Zaizen-kun.

.... That's terrible. What a waste.

Why?

Eat them yourself then.

Because it seems like a fun thing to do.

And you'd be fine without getting a prize?

You have a strange idea of fun.

I didn't say that.

I thought you figured that out already.

Then you should be happy to accept the packet of shrimp chips. I also have some chocolate. With shrimp... wafers inside.

I'm going to wear a bathing suit.

Why is that even a thing?

No clothes allowed in my inflatable pool.

Because someone, somewhere thought it was a good idea. And it is.

Really. Because clothes cause so much damage to plastic lining.

That someone, somewhere, should sit in a corner and think about the horrible thing they did.

I also dislike the idea of people losing out on the feeling of water against their bare skin. It's one of my favourite sensations.

You're welcome to try them.

I promise, I would live.

Straight into your bathwater.

No.

Are you sure? I've been told I'm quite fun to bathe with.

Go bath with Zaizen. He's the first choice. :I

Ah.... I'm fairly open to bathing with everyone if they're prepared to follow my rules for bath etiquette.

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