(no subject)

[rinhirakoba]

Today I got a very nice rejection phone call for a job at Hooters in Tokyo on the basis that I'm a male.

I never applied for the job but I find myself a little bit insulted all the same.

Zaizen-kun, I'm fairly sure you were the one responsible for sending them a photo of me in a photoshopped pair of very short shorts and a bra. I don't want to know when you took a photo of me naked, but it was a very flattering photo you chose, thank you.

In return, here is a photo of you that I found on my phone. I think you look quite handsome in it.




(ooc: picture from the most amazing of pixiv sets)

Comments

[rinhirakoba]

I didn't either until the phone call. Such a shame they're not my type.

[izen]

Would you climb a tall woman?

[rinhirakoba]

Ah... I don't know. I haven't dated a female since high school and all my girlfriends were shorter than me.

[nantokacchi]

You had girlfriends??

[rinhirakoba]

Such surprise, Kise-kun! Yes, I've dated girls before.

[nantokacchi]

[rinhirakoba]

My first relationship ever was with a girl in elementary school. She was the best looking girl in the class, it was quite nice.

[nantokacchi]

Elementary school doesn't count, though. But I was surprised, I didn't know you played for both teams.

[rinhirakoba]

That was just the first one, hun.

Well, they say you learn something new every day.

[nantokacchi]

True. The surprise will linger overnight tho.

[aomine_daiki]

What is your type?

[rinhirakoba]

For males or females?

[aomine_daiki]

For both then.

[rinhirakoba]

For males, I like tall guys I can climb and who spoil me. For girls... cute ones, with short hair who like cuddling.

[aomine_daiki]

We don't have the same type then.

[rinhirakoba]

Of course not, we're very different people.

Are you going to share yours with me?

[aomine_daiki]

Tall, blonde and plays basketball for guys. Innocent faces with big ones for girls.

[rinhirakoba]

How interesting. My friend happens to be tall, blonde and good at playing basketball. What a coincidence.


... Why so much interest in large breasts?

[izen]

His type is tall, dark, and stupid.

[rinhirakoba]

Don't be mean, Zaizen-kun...

[izen]

Rude. You should tell me to be myself.

[rinhirakoba]

Play nice with people. I think Aomine-kun is funny.

[izen]

You're meaner than I am.

[rinhirakoba]

How am I mean? I'm quite a nice person.

[izen]

This doesn't deserve an explanation.