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[rinhirakoba]

Today I got a very nice rejection phone call for a job at Hooters in Tokyo on the basis that I'm a male.

I never applied for the job but I find myself a little bit insulted all the same.

Zaizen-kun, I'm fairly sure you were the one responsible for sending them a photo of me in a photoshopped pair of very short shorts and a bra. I don't want to know when you took a photo of me naked, but it was a very flattering photo you chose, thank you.

In return, here is a photo of you that I found on my phone. I think you look quite handsome in it.




(ooc: picture from the most amazing of pixiv sets)

Comments

[rinhirakoba]

Ah... I don't know. I haven't dated a female since high school and all my girlfriends were shorter than me.

[nantokacchi]

You had girlfriends??

[rinhirakoba]

Such surprise, Kise-kun! Yes, I've dated girls before.

[nantokacchi]

[rinhirakoba]

My first relationship ever was with a girl in elementary school. She was the best looking girl in the class, it was quite nice.

[nantokacchi]

Elementary school doesn't count, though. But I was surprised, I didn't know you played for both teams.

[rinhirakoba]

That was just the first one, hun.

Well, they say you learn something new every day.

[nantokacchi]

True. The surprise will linger overnight tho.

[rinhirakoba]

I'd invite you over so I can help take away the memory of the surprise... but I think I have a night arranged with Zaizen-kun already. Sorry, hun.

[izen]

I thought you were too busy coloring and eating doughnuts naked in your pool.

[rinhirakoba]

Maybe I'll lounge in my pool and call my friends back home while I eat the doughnuts.

[izen]

I hope you drop one and end up bathing in greasy disappointment.

[nantokacchi]

I'm not available, so it's okay ;)

[izen]

No, you should definitely join him in doughnut grease. It'll be a good time.

[rinhirakoba]

He's not allowed. Kise-kun might make fun of me and how I talk on the phone.

[izen]

Good, he should.

[rinhirakoba]

You're just as bad as me, Zaizen-kun.

[izen]

I squirm less.

[rinhirakoba]

I can't help that I get a bit restless when I'm on the phone.

[nantokacchi]

You talk funny on the phone?

[rinhirakoba]

Well that settles it, I'm never talking on the phone around you.

[nantokacchi]

I'm sure it's cute~

[rinhirakoba]

I'll have to check outside my door next time I'm on the phone to make sure you're not out in the hallway with your ear pressed against it trying to listen in.