rinhirakoba | (no subject)

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Today I got a very nice rejection phone call for a job at Hooters in Tokyo on the basis that I'm a male.

I never applied for the job but I find myself a little bit insulted all the same.

Zaizen-kun, I'm fairly sure you were the one responsible for sending them a photo of me in a photoshopped pair of very short shorts and a bra. I don't want to know when you took a photo of me naked, but it was a very flattering photo you chose, thank you.

In return, here is a photo of you that I found on my phone. I think you look quite handsome in it.

(ooc: picture from the most amazing of pixiv sets)

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I'm beauty and I'm grace
I'm Miss United States

You deserved it

I'm so glad you agree. It's a lovely photo.

It's difficult to keep track of what I did to deserve this one. Care to remind me?

Do you even remember taking it?

It was a three strikes kind of thing. Don't worry, I feel vindicated now.

I really don't. I found it while flicking through my photos and thought it was nice.

... I see. Well, at least I get three strikes before you send photoshopped photos and applications for me into job places.

You were texting me out of order Pocahontas lyrics from the bar, so I stopped there after work to bring you home. Let's just say that it was a good thing that I did.

I wouldn't take the same revenge twice.

Oh dear. The photo was accompanied by a few photos of cocktails and a bowl of nuts, so I could have made a guess about it.

Good. You're welcome to take more flattering photos of me though.

I didn't know there was a Hooters in Tokyo. ~~I should check it out.~~

[ooc: strikes are deleted.]

Someone looks excited.

That takes up space in your phone, delete it.

I found nuts in your hair.

Like this one?

I didn't either until the phone call. Such a shame they're not my type.

...

Why do you have that picture, Zaizen-kun?

I'm not.

You mean this picture?

Would you climb a tall woman?

What a misleading icon, then.

Ah... I don't know. I haven't dated a female since high school and all my girlfriends were shorter than me.

... That's so terrible.

At least Eishirou looks cute.

I have more. So you should work on deleting your pictures of me.

As long as you don't go advertising yours around, I don't see any... real issue with you having them. It's not like I've burned all the evidence or anything of having naturally black hair...

I'll advertise it around if you deserve it.

I'll submit them to stock images corporations. You might end up being the face of itch cream or something.

How cruel. At least send around a nice one of me now and not one of when I was 13.

Then would it be a threat?

It could be.

What an adorable picture as well.

What is your type?

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