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[rinhirakoba]

Today I got a very nice rejection phone call for a job at Hooters in Tokyo on the basis that I'm a male.

I never applied for the job but I find myself a little bit insulted all the same.

Zaizen-kun, I'm fairly sure you were the one responsible for sending them a photo of me in a photoshopped pair of very short shorts and a bra. I don't want to know when you took a photo of me naked, but it was a very flattering photo you chose, thank you.

In return, here is a photo of you that I found on my phone. I think you look quite handsome in it.




(ooc: picture from the most amazing of pixiv sets)

Comments

[izen]

Someone looks excited.

[aomine_daiki]

I'm not.

[izen]

What a misleading icon, then.

[aomine_daiki]

What an adorable picture as well.

[izen]

Is that a request for the photoshopped picture of Hirakoba in Daisy Duke's and a bikini?

[rinhirakoba]

I interpreted that comment to be about the cute picture of you that I posted.

[izen]

It's like you're asking me to empty all of your bags of chips out the window.

[rinhirakoba]

You don't think your Miss United States picture is cute?

[izen]

I think that you're a terrible photographer.

[rinhirakoba]

Perhaps you're just not very photogenic.

[izen]

That's also true.

[aomine_daiki]

Thank you for explaining. You're a smart man.

[izen]

Be careful, tall, dark, and stupid. Keep complimenting like that and he'll lock on to you.

[rinhirakoba]

...

[izen]

Where is the lie?

[rinhirakoba]

I'm rejecting your notion that "tall, dark and stupid" is my type.

[aomine_daiki]

Nope.

[rinhirakoba]

... How rude.

[aomine_daiki]

Oi, I said that because I'm not your type and you won't lock on me.

[aomine_daiki]

No thanks. That adorable picture of you was enough to make my day.

[izen]

You're gross.

[aomine_daiki]

Thank you.

[izen]

What low self-confidence. I almost feel sorry.

[aomine_daiki]

Don't be.

[izen]

Oh, I'm not. I just visualized you standing in front of a mirror and repeating gross like some positive mantra.