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[rinhirakoba]

Today I got a very nice rejection phone call for a job at Hooters in Tokyo on the basis that I'm a male.

I never applied for the job but I find myself a little bit insulted all the same.

Zaizen-kun, I'm fairly sure you were the one responsible for sending them a photo of me in a photoshopped pair of very short shorts and a bra. I don't want to know when you took a photo of me naked, but it was a very flattering photo you chose, thank you.

In return, here is a photo of you that I found on my phone. I think you look quite handsome in it.




(ooc: picture from the most amazing of pixiv sets)

Comments

[izen]

I'm beauty and I'm grace
I'm Miss United States

You deserved it

[rinhirakoba]

I'm so glad you agree. It's a lovely photo.

It's difficult to keep track of what I did to deserve this one. Care to remind me?

[izen]

Do you even remember taking it?

It was a three strikes kind of thing. Don't worry, I feel vindicated now.

[rinhirakoba]

I really don't. I found it while flicking through my photos and thought it was nice.

... I see. Well, at least I get three strikes before you send photoshopped photos and applications for me into job places.

[izen]

You were texting me out of order Pocahontas lyrics from the bar, so I stopped there after work to bring you home. Let's just say that it was a good thing that I did.

I wouldn't take the same revenge twice.

[rinhirakoba]

Oh dear. The photo was accompanied by a few photos of cocktails and a bowl of nuts, so I could have made a guess about it.

Good. You're welcome to take more flattering photos of me though.

[aomine_daiki]

I didn't know there was a Hooters in Tokyo. I should check it out.

[ooc: strikes are deleted.]

[izen]

Someone looks excited.

[izen]

That takes up space in your phone, delete it.

I found nuts in your hair.

Like this one?

[rinhirakoba]

I didn't either until the phone call. Such a shame they're not my type.

[rinhirakoba]

...

Why do you have that picture, Zaizen-kun?

[aomine_daiki]

I'm not.

[izen]

You mean this picture?

[izen]

Would you climb a tall woman?

[izen]

What a misleading icon, then.

[rinhirakoba]

Ah... I don't know. I haven't dated a female since high school and all my girlfriends were shorter than me.

[rinhirakoba]

... That's so terrible.

At least Eishirou looks cute.

[izen]

I have more. So you should work on deleting your pictures of me.

[rinhirakoba]

As long as you don't go advertising yours around, I don't see any... real issue with you having them. It's not like I've burned all the evidence or anything of having naturally black hair...

[izen]

I'll advertise it around if you deserve it.

I'll submit them to stock images corporations. You might end up being the face of itch cream or something.

[rinhirakoba]

How cruel. At least send around a nice one of me now and not one of when I was 13.

[izen]

Then would it be a threat?

[rinhirakoba]

It could be.

[aomine_daiki]

What an adorable picture as well.

[aomine_daiki]

What is your type?