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[rinhirakoba]

Today I got a very nice rejection phone call for a job at Hooters in Tokyo on the basis that I'm a male.

I never applied for the job but I find myself a little bit insulted all the same.

Zaizen-kun, I'm fairly sure you were the one responsible for sending them a photo of me in a photoshopped pair of very short shorts and a bra. I don't want to know when you took a photo of me naked, but it was a very flattering photo you chose, thank you.

In return, here is a photo of you that I found on my phone. I think you look quite handsome in it.




(ooc: picture from the most amazing of pixiv sets)

Comments

[izen]

You're gross.

[aomine_daiki]

Thank you.

[izen]

What low self-confidence. I almost feel sorry.

[aomine_daiki]

Don't be.

[izen]

Oh, I'm not. I just visualized you standing in front of a mirror and repeating gross like some positive mantra.

[aomine_daiki]

Please do not imagine me ever. That's gross.

[izen]

Revenge for calling me adorable.

[rinhirakoba]

You're so cute, Zaizen-kun ♥

[izen]

I hate you.

[rinhirakoba]

Always so shy ♥

[izen]

Bye chips. Byeeee.

[aomine_daiki]

It's adorable that you take revenge for that.

[izen]

I'm imagining you, in a unitard, leaving a steaming pile of shit on the university lawn.

[aomine_daiki]

Continue imagining me and I'll be in your dreams.

[rinhirakoba]

Oh how cute. Zaizen-kun, you seem to attract basketball players. What a talent.

[izen]

I don't want to share doughnuts with you anymore, asshole.

[rinhirakoba]

Oh no, looks like I'll have to eat them all by myself.... perhaps I'll offer them to Yamazaki-kun... but he might not like them...

[izen]

Because he's stupid.

[rinhirakoba]

Not everyone has to like them. I still love you, even if you hate shrimp chips.

[izen]

So you don't deny that he's stupid.

[rinhirakoba]

He's not stupid.

[izen]

Yeah, except that he is.

[izen]

Nightmares. The cost of revenge is sometimes steep.

[aomine_daiki]

See you in your dreams.

[izen]

Don't worry. I'll document and share all of them, Beyonce.